So, Mr. Clare, we meet at last,
A sibling of mine has been pondering over these few simple questions. As you are not only a teacher and author (but a spaceman, and believe me, I've seen the pictures - more on this later) I thought you'd be the man to ask.
Question 1. How did Phillip of Macedon truly die, despite the rumors of him choking on an ancient pencil sharpner?
Question 2. Was Francisco really brought up by a sow after left by his parents?
Oh and finally, I think you ought to WATCH THIS VIDEO, as it unearths the truths behind you, and your alien form.
The Truth Behind John D Clare
Full Version: Phillip Of Macedon, And Francisco Pizarro
Fame at last
And GREAT video-making skills!
And GREAT video-making skills!
PS just to address your exciting questions:
1. Philip II of Macedon was assassinated - according to a (highly unlikely) legend put about half a century after his death, by his homosexual lover.
2. There is a legend that Francisco Pizarro worked as a pig-herder, and his mother was certainly low-born, but it was Pizarro himself who was the swine.
1. Philip II of Macedon was assassinated - according to a (highly unlikely) legend put about half a century after his death, by his homosexual lover.
2. There is a legend that Francisco Pizarro worked as a pig-herder, and his mother was certainly low-born, but it was Pizarro himself who was the swine.
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